Monty by Jim Meddick for January 27, 2017
January 26, 2017
January 28, 2017
Transcript:
No more hiccups? Yep. Our medical system and big Pharma finally came through for me... Hiccupozac 30mg warning: side effects may include hallucinations, incontinence... Slurred speech, tremors and uncontrolled salivation. Yeah! But I'm totally over my hiccups!
Mr Nobody almost 8 years ago
Thank goodness we can’t see him below the waist.
swedishdaddy almost 8 years ago
:) Haha, hallucinating in a cartoon strip – that must be breaking new territory?!
Sisyphos almost 8 years ago
The Cure is worse! The Cure is worse!
Oh, stop being an alarmith. Alurmish. Alarm-guy!
NRHAWK Premium Member almost 8 years ago
There is only one real cure for hiccups. I’m not sure why doctors don’t tell more people about it. The water thing is only partially correct. Put a paper towel over a glass of water and drink the water through the paper towel. Don’t cheap out on the towel. there are enzymes in the wood pulp that equalizes the CO2 and oxygen in the body and the relief is pretty much immediate. As long as you’re not doing this all day there are no side effects from the chemicals in the paper towel.
dem8921 almost 8 years ago
Makes me think of a party game called Bad Medicine where you make up medications for symptoms, and then the side effects of those medications becomes the symptoms of the next. It’s like solving one medicine’s effects with another.
Raymond Powell almost 8 years ago
Man ain’t that the truth. Throw it away Monty it’s poison.
Richard S Russell Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Now you know why, when you see those magazine ads for some spiffy new wonder drug, you can turn the page and see the next 2 pages filled with fine print warning you why you shouldn’t take it.
banjoAhhh! almost 8 years ago
Restless leg syndrome!
Wally Cup Of Joe almost 8 years ago
A spoonful of peanut butter works for my hiccups.
flower among weeds almost 8 years ago
Monty…incontinence? You are such a poor soul.