Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for February 13, 2017

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    BE THIS GUY  almost 8 years ago

    He danced like that when Mom said she was expecting. Kept yelling, “I want a dachshund! I want a dachshund!”

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    The Calvinosaurus That Calvin Wanted To Discover  almost 8 years ago

    While the birds said that, Dad said “HOPEFULLY WE DON’T HAVE A KID WHO DRIVES US CRAZY!”

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    oldpine52  almost 8 years ago

    Well, it was the 70’s.

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    rentier  almost 8 years ago

    And what came out after the dance – Calvin!!

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    Adiraiju  almost 8 years ago

    He’ll never tell her this, but she wasn’t the best cook earlier on.

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    orinoco womble  almost 8 years ago

    Those were the days of disco, so that’s about right. Bet Dad did the white man’s overbite, too!

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    Professor W  almost 8 years ago

    Dad’s comment is very obvious in the last panel

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    Phred Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    Very funny.

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    Packratjohn Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    Slippery slope, Dad, slippery slope….

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    ellisaana Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    Try this – https://youtu.be/M1F0lBnsnkE

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    Srover  almost 8 years ago

    Last time I did the mating dance, I forgot to stretch first.

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    What? Me worried ?  almost 8 years ago

    Hey ,that’s how I used to dance .I Resembled the third panel ! hahahahaaha ps my mating NEVER worked !

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    David Rickard Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    Somehow envision CalvinDad acting like this… https://youtu.be/W7QZnwKqopo

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    BiggerNate91  almost 8 years ago

    For some reason this one reminded me of this.

    http://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/1992/03/17?ct=v&cti=2055357

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    Dan Farris  almost 8 years ago

    Danger, Will Robinson! DANGER!!!

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    CalLadyQED  over 7 years ago

    You know, she could have taken it as a compliment. Like her sexual magnetism drove him crazy, brought out the animal-attraction, etc.

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    nickelwooden737  over 7 years ago

    Feb. 20, 20. Gruden.

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    V45mikky  over 7 years ago

    It’s called the twist

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 7 years ago

    This is a test, failure isn’t an option Dad, Mom has her claws out.

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    LenSatic  over 7 years ago

    That’s actually a line from the movie Dogs of War: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0W5vW9t2rLI&t=21m9s

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    Number Three  over 7 years ago

    I’ve seen seagulls mating. Where I live there are lots of em’!

    xxx

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