Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for February 15, 2017

What some people will do for a pat on the head.

The only habits Calvin is interested in are bad ones.

Tell her something she doesn’t know.

You can’t let parents get spoiled.

Mom hasn’t seen the “clean” room yet !

Well, I think Calvin will develop it into a habit

Best way to keep parents confused – be a good kid once in a while!

Now he’ll have to let the room get extra trashy for a while.

What’s he hiding that he has to misdirect her usual skepticism?

Better go check Mom ,because Calvin has been known to stereeeaaach the truth a little !

Wow Calvin must have been bored to clean his room. Now he can find his stuff.

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Too late, Calvin…you already raised the bar, you silly boy!

Sorry Calvin you get out what you put in. You put in 1% you may only get 1% back. Maybe not but the punishment quotient will be expanded by a factor of ten.

Yes it will.

xxx