Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for January 26, 2017

This blew me away.

If you want a cheese sandwich, you’ll have to break the bread and cut the cheese.

Smile and say CHEESE.

Garlic loaf again?

A pinch a loaf.

…he must post a bunch on Facebook…

…if you fart, you’re toast…

…let’s compromise and eat a Limburger cheese sandwich…

…with onions…

…jumping jack flash, baby it’s a gas…

…Judus trying to lighten the mood…

…he who _____ it , claims it…

Baking that cast with his arm inside it was quite tricky.

New banner/ribbon/headliner thingy? (it’s nice to see familiar faces) P.S. Where’s Mick and Ick?

Let’s breakdance in the windbreak, Ms T.

Is he French bred?

“Let your wind go free, where e’er you be, for keeping it in was the death of me.”

http://en.rocketnews24.com/2013/05/14/gas-attack-can-holding-in-farts-be-bad-for-you/

Let’s make love, not conversation…the McGarrigles

Bread sales down, along with Bean.o.. sales…

Jef the bicyclist, not Jif the peanut butter.

Yes. I stole that from Pastis. I have to get it back before he gets home.

If he starts locking his garage, I won’t be able to do any yard work.

Pass the gas, not the bread O:-) .

Stop and smell the flour flourishing.

Aaaaah the bouquet. :-)

Does Teresa award points for various styles of comments? We sure have a lot of winners here!

Natural gas shall allow the bread to rise..

We are not amused.

In general, I think fart jokes stink.

And I especially don’t want mammalian methane with my fresh bread!

So, I’ll break…off, here….

Don’t have to be a weatherman to know when the wind breaks.