Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for February 09, 2017
February 08, 2017
February 10, 2017
Transcript:
Narrator: As darkness falls over the recently crome-ridden streets of key bay Harbortown, a fowl wind blows. Man: GAAAAH! Rip Haywire: Your jewelry store was robbed last night by the villain known as the Cobra... what did she take? Man: Nothing! I thought she'd switched a diamond necklace with a fake one... but the diamond expert I showed the necklace to... Mr. August... said it was the genuine article! Which was the most confusing thing that happened to me until a giant chicken started asking me questions! Rip Haywire: Where crime lurks, there is no time for explanations! Bantam out!
ericbrower over 7 years ago
Wait, Cobra breaks into a jewelry store. But doesn’t steal anything? Unless… who is ‘Mr. August’?
Chithing Premium Member over 7 years ago
I think Mr. August must be an accomplice (the old fake jewelry expert ploy).
Chithing Premium Member over 7 years ago
I think Mr. August may be an accomplice (the old fake jewelry expert ploy).
I AM CARTOON LADY! over 7 years ago
Drop the feathered mike and peace out!
JPuzzleWhiz over 7 years ago
The Bantam-signal?
Dragoncat over 7 years ago
All that’s missing from this is the right theme music. Someone call Ray Stevens!
Bill Löhr Premium Member over 7 years ago
“Where crime lurks, there’s no time for banter!” How could he have missed that one? ;-)
tad1 over 7 years ago
Interesting turn of events.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 7 years ago
Bantam Rooster, not a chicken since they are female and lay eggs. They can trace their lineage back to Tyrannosaurs Rex in the Cretaceous Period. One of the top predators to ever exist on land.
DavidBrown1 over 7 years ago
Still the funniest comic strip of the millenium