Well, at least your tetanus shots are recent. Let’s see what we can do about cleaning those puncture wounds. Next time, don’t wear that T-shirt so we don’t have to probe every puncture wound to remove bits of T-shirt material. And be sure to sterilize your nails before you lie on them.
Adiraiju over 7 years ago
Well, he’s stuck going there…
Farside99 over 7 years ago
Well, at least your tetanus shots are recent. Let’s see what we can do about cleaning those puncture wounds. Next time, don’t wear that T-shirt so we don’t have to probe every puncture wound to remove bits of T-shirt material. And be sure to sterilize your nails before you lie on them.
sandpiper over 7 years ago
If you always do what you’ve always done, then . . .
P51Strega over 7 years ago
He’s gonna keep trying that trick until he nails it.
rshive over 7 years ago
It didn’t work like you said it would.
garcoa over 7 years ago
You can’t be in a hurry to perform this trick.
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs over 7 years ago
“And what seems to be the problem this time?”
“I need my nails trimmed.”