Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for February 06, 2017
February 05, 2017
February 07, 2017
Transcript:
Phoebe: I...told a LIE today.
Marigold: To ME?
Phoebe: No, no...
Marigold: How do I know you are telling me the truth about that?
Phoebe: You don't. I'm a big stinky liar.
Marigold: Noted! Continue.
Averagemoe over 7 years ago
Claiming you never lie is either true, or just one of multiple lies. It can never be the only lie you ever tell.
codycab over 7 years ago
Don’t suppose Marigold has some kind of lie detecting magic? You know: UNICORN?!
rpmurray over 7 years ago
Feebly’s pants are on fire.
Qiset over 7 years ago
Norman!
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 7 years ago
All kids are. Its their only form of self defense against the world.
Wichita1.0 over 7 years ago
Say it’s not true. Aaaand, I’ll want that notarized.
BiggerNate91 over 7 years ago
The pastry is a falsehood.
scyphi26 over 7 years ago
Well! Now that we’ve got that settled…
imjustlurking over 7 years ago
If I’m a liar,then that can’t be true. If that isn’t true, then I’m not a liar. If I’m not a liar, then that is true, etc, etc, etc
Lucius Appaloosius over 7 years ago
True or false:
This sentance contains three erors 7@=Q
Conner the Cockatoo about 6 years ago
She’s lying about lying. Paradox solved; get sparkled. mic drop
jerrica.benton333 10 months ago
so sad, this (smdh)