Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for January 30, 2017

No gnus is good news?

Funny, but sad that fake news actually exists to be made into a pun

All the news that’s fit to tweet.

Brilliant !

Stan’s a lyin (lion) so it’s ok to swallow fake gnus.

Good one, Dan

They will have to go to Bannon’s Pizzagate for lunch.

When Stephen Colbert coined the word “truthiness” it had long been a fact (so to say).

Maybe they’re alternative gnus.

That would be a bigly mistake.

You made me laugh out loud. Great one, Dan!