Pickles by Brian Crane for February 22, 2017

It’s sad that Earl can have a meeting of the minds with a gnat.

Earl, gnats not funny.

It’s getting right up her nose, it is.

I wonder why gnats always like to fly up people’s noses and in their eyes and mouths? Is it because those places are damp? I wonder if I would find out if I tried googling it? Maybe later. I’m reading comics now.

Inane!

If there’s a swarm of the little buggers about your bureaus, are they then called gnatty dressers ?

Is the gnat being gnosey?

Be grateful it’s not the bird of happiness, Opal!

I hate those little flies which fly in groups. I think you normally get them in the summer.

Yuck!

xxx

Ah, the punsters are all alive and well!

Linguist… If there’s a swarm of the little buggers about your bureaus, better watch out so they don’t get in your drawers!