Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for February 15, 2017
February 14, 2017
February 16, 2017
Transcript:
Phoebe: Can I come? Marigold: I am sorry, Phoebe... We are going to a unicorn spa. Phoebe: That's DISCRIMINATION! Marigold: W all face it. I am not allowed in the produce aisle at the store. Phoebe: You were warned a BUNCH of times about grazing on the Brussels sprouts. Marigold: You may as well ask the stars not to twinlkle
Averagemoe over 7 years ago
Phoebe wouldn’t enjoy a hoof massage in the same way Marigold would.
codycab over 7 years ago
Yeah, and the sun to stop rising and shining too.
rpmurray over 7 years ago
Does anyone actually eat brussels sprouts? I though they were just a garnish.
face.less_b over 7 years ago
She was warned, She was given an explanation, yet she persisted.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 7 years ago
A world of centaurs wouldn’t accommodate bipeds like humans very well would they?
Bramosenos Premium Member over 7 years ago
Brussels sprouts; you either love ‘em or hate ’em. I’m in the latter category. Eccchhhh!
imjustlurking over 7 years ago
Apparently the shield of boringness wasn’t working. Besides, everyone knows unicorns have a sweet tooth, so why wasn’t she in the bakery section?