Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for February 16, 2017

Tony’s question: Are you mad?

In what sense, Tony?

Mad as heck and not going to take it anymore?

Mad as a hatter?

Mad about you?

Whoa… guys guessing at “chick insults.”

Yeah right.

Believe me…. if we want to insult someone, we can do better than pores and thighs.

Just try us.

Meanwhile…..

Am I mad? (Thanks Nosirrum)

I’m not sure…. but I am sure some people think I’m mad as a hatter.

For that remark, I’d call him the matching male of the feathered ones, shortened (either way) – and I don’t mean “roost”.

I don’t get mad, I get even.

And I may be crazy, but I’m not stupid.

Mad at What? Or mad, crazy, odd, dangerous, which one do you think? Tony???

Mad scientist mad or mad at the world?

Mad? Me? Why no. I’d type more, but they’re tightening the straps.

It is fun sometimes to pore over chick insults. So, how many chicks out there have cankles? Never mind, I don’t want to know.

Mad as the hatter and March hare combined, Tony!

When I’m mad, you will know it - you won’t have to ask.

@Tony:

Mad? I’m as sane as can be! But I’d have to be insane if I didn’t ask today’s…

Second “Daddy’s Home” Question:

Is your boss “all that”?

I’m mad, mad about you, madly in love, mad as a hatter (w/ Susan) . Being mad isn’t satisfying, getting even….now that’s mad!

QOTD #2

My boss was “all that” and more……oops almost printed that. Thankfully she fired me!