Lay Lines by Carol Lay for March 15, 2017

But, but — I thought that was true. I read it on the internet.

Reality has a liberal bias. Hence Snopes’ reputation for having a liberal bias.

What do you expect from someone who wears socks on his head indoors.

when dealing w/ innate fcktards, it’s best to think to yourself, “(what a fcktard!)”, and then nod knowingly in some manner to give the impression you acknowledge their comment while slowly easing yourself out and away from the "Believers’. Besides… it wasn’t Pepsi, it was Coke…

“What I don’t know don’t bother me as much as what I know that ain’t so.” —Will Rogers

When talking to someone, it’s important to check that what is facing you is not in fact a mirror. Then ask yourself, “do I believe this just because it sounds like something I want to believe?” Then drink beer. Lots and lots of beer. It’s hard to say things you’ll regret later if you’re passed out in a coma.

The Internet- it’s the New Scripture.

Mark Twain — ‘Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.’

When I see something on the internet, I try to check several sources before I decide it is true…