Frazz by Jef Mallett for February 23, 2017
February 22, 2017
February 24, 2017
Transcript:
Girl: My uncle is going to study at the seminary! I hope he lets me blow the horn. Miss Plainwell: Sweetie, the seminary is not where you go to learn to drive a semi. Girl: Then I hope he lets me ring the bell.
Chrisdiaz801 almost 8 years ago
Hope springs eternal.
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Maybe he will let you reinterpret a few passages and disseminate them as eternal truth.
Ninette almost 8 years ago
Re stock the magazines? Operate the backhoe?
whiteheron almost 8 years ago
In today’s world, the bells have been silenced because of noise regulations.
SkyFisher almost 8 years ago
In today’s world the bells are recordings played over loudspeakers.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 8 years ago
Just so long as it isn’t an inseminary.
Richard S Russell Premium Member almost 8 years ago
I’m not allowed to run the train
The whistle I can’t blow…
I’m not allowed to say how far
The railroad cars can go.
I’m not allowed to shoot off steam,
Nor even clang the bell,
But let the damn thing jump the track
And see who catches hell!
Bogy Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Dang! My seminary didn’t have any horns! Or bells! However, we had communion quite often. We were part of a denomination where many congregations used grape juice, but the seminary used wine. Many of my classmates hoped the little bit of wine on bread wouldn’t corrupt them too badly. Then there were a few of us who were more than happy to finish off the wine left in the chalice.
unfair.de almost 8 years ago
The minary – how to raise and care for the birds that indicate gasses belowground
well-i-never almost 8 years ago
I think it’s where the artificial impregnating clinic is.