That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for February 10, 2017

“If you want me to set you up with my dad, you are going to have stop with the widow look.”

“Tell me again, how is this corset supposed to make me look fetching when I black out?”

“Is there any chance that you’ll tell me the facts of life before you die?”

OH! Hell here comes that Trump guy, watch yourself he is all hands and lips!!!

Well if you didn’t scratch those flea bites, you wouldn’t have to wear that Eizabethan collar

Honey, those aren’t tats … that’s the black plague.

“Okay. This is what I hang with you for. You divert the ugly, bald one.”

" Do you think you can score me a lid, before the party tonight ? "

“Is that a banana in his codpiece, or am I really turning him on?”

Those boys may be in for a ruff time.

Mom, we’ve been off the plane for over a half hour, you can take off the neck pillow.

2 URLs (copy each as one line):

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Arthur_Hughes-Silver_and_Gold.jpg

has info and links that point to info about this 1864 painting (best viewed using Google Chrome – can automatically translate webpages if necessary). So far, 2 works by this artist have been used here.

http://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2015/02/02

has the prior strip (which, sadly, still has no active hyperlinks !&?@#!#%&!).

Again, a larger strip image is shown by clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s blog entry for yesterday (February 9, 2017), accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment; so, I won’t point to it here.

yes, you can be with the king tonight.