Bloom County 2019 by Berkeley Breathed for February 20, 2017

Crappy humor at its best. We’re proud of you, Opus.

That was litterally unfunny. It stinks, pungently, even if it smells funny. The nose knows NOs.

Yep. The Trump waste is a terrible thing, whether we have to MIND it, or MINE it for ANY truthiness!

I don’t mind cleaning the box of old waste, but my cat seems to think I’m her personal bathroom valet. She’ll wait for me to get near the box, then hop in and do her business, then hop back out without burying anything and look at me like “Well? There it is, do something with it!” Man, that is nasty, toxic stuff.

Standing in the box to clean it? Foul, Opus, very foul.

I generally hear that one in the context of the horizontally challenged. “A waist is a terrible thing to mind.”

I like Opus’s customized breathing mask, fitting over his out-sized schnoz.

Bill remains oblivious. What else is new?

Is Pastis the guest cartoonist?

My cat usually waits until AFTER I’ve cleaned the box, and goes while I’m washing my hands!

How a feline who eats the same thing day-after-day can suddenly pinch a loaf so foul it would set demons running is beyond me.

My cats only want to do their business outdoors, sun, sleet, snow or rain…I don’t know why. I didn’t train them. It’s just what they prefere….But I really like the idea……I never have to clean my Kitty Litter….

I mean ‘their’ kitty litter…..Mine’s a mess……Ewe…

Should have been, foul opus very Fowl.