That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for February 17, 2017

Georgie, could you move the bleedin’ bristles a bit quicker? It’s so hot out here our bloomers have melded with the metal chairs! Beatrice says her youthful glow is going to turn into a red-deviled meme.

The date was not going as well as Gertrude anticipated.

(Girl on the left): “Well, since you ask me, dear—yes, those sleeves DO make you look fat.”

Hmm, I feel nothing, are you sure you put it in the tea?

Don’t try to tell me you didn’t take some flowers from my vase; the water’s dripping off your hat.

“You do know, don’t you, that you’ve got a bee in your bonnet ? "

4 URLs (copy each as one line):

http://www.rehs.com/view_image.html?image_no=3533

has info about this painting.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cNRoehSrAU

has the Watch the Artist video, if it isn’t shown by the expanded About the Artist section in

https://www.hunterkirklandcontemporary.com/artists/gregory-frank-harris/

which has a completely different collection of works by the artist, than is shown by (also has the first URL)

http://www.rehs.com/Gregory_Frank_Harris_Bio.html

Again, a larger strip image is shown by clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s blog entry for yesterday (according to the strip archive: February 16, 2017), accessible by the Check out the blog! box below the last comment; so, I won’t point to it here.

Your mother’s so fat, that when she tans on the beach, a bunch of environmentalists come and try to push her into the water.

Other girl upset because hat blew away.

Cersei Lannister’s guest appearance on Downtown Abbey starts to go south very quickly.