Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 27, 2017

Only thing worse than frequent vowel movements would be consonantpation.

Still better than ANYTHING Rat has written.

You’re a sick man, Stephan Pastis!

“Good humor comes and goes,” he says. More likely it goes all the time.

Yet another attempt to colonize humor.

Not only does humor come and go, in Pastis’s case, it has gone.

What can Pig do other than sit for a spell?

If you want, you can buy a vowel, movement.

Well done Stephan……..

That sign might serve as a set-up for an episode of SNL’s Celebrity Jeopardy! “I’ll take JAP ANUS RELATIONS for $400, Alex.”

Regularly irregular.

I have a warning for from me and cousin Josh, Pastis! Stop coming up with jokes we’re suppose to come up with!

As long as everything comes out ok in the end. (Also don’t forget the paperwork.)

In Germany, overuse of the umlaut leads to irritable vowel syndrome.

For a minute I though Pig was playing hangman. Or Wheel of Fortune.

Oh, Poo!

Vanna White also has frequent vowel movements.

The only consonant is change.

Most of us here at the asylum enjoy your strip and are glad someone still pays you

Must be one of those Metamucil strips…

The letters, my friend, are blowin’ in the wind.

Hahahaaaa… Brilliant, evil but brilliant nonetheless

Better than being inconsonant.

I think Pastis means it comes in runs.

“A, E, IOU?”

“S, J, UOI!”

“K…”

Good one Pastis !!!!!

Does Pig have hard stool problems, or is he sitting on a cushion?

“A Streetcar Naked Desire”

My first name and surname has nearly all the vowels.

First Name: A, E, I and Last Name: A, I. O

xxx

Hah!

Cartoon-Boy is sick. He suffers from logorrhea. Also, punorrhea….

You need to take your medicines, Cartoon-Boy. Else, Orderly Bob and friends will be coming to take you away, hey, hey!

Mr. Pastis: You must be very proud of all the punsters you’ve influenced : )

Stephan badly needs a laxative…

Pastis has taken the comics and wrecked ’em!

Holy [blank] …

My hero…. Here I thought I was the only one who ever thought those two word’s similarity were hilarious

This strip is said to appear in 750 publications.

How vowel!

Why did I know there was a pun coming?