Bloom County 2019 by Berkeley Breathed for March 21, 2017

GOTTA get me a Turnip Twaddler!

Opus, Opus, Opus… don’t you know that untwaddled turnips are now in vogue?

One does not joke about turnip twaddling.

In some states, turnip twaddling is illegal.

I wait to see a driverless car deal with the sign that says, ‘Do not enter when flooded.’ We have a lot of those around here in AZ.

Yay, haven’t heard of Turnip Twaddlers in a long time. I imagine he is twaddling while waddling.

Only if its a Ronco Turnip Twaddler.

Should be calling Tesla, not Google.

You don’t want to drive? HIRE SOMEONE!

I’m almost certain it’d be cheaper than the “driverless car”, and it shouldn’t be to hard to find someone who could use the income.

Phone by Blueman Group.

I does not simple turnip twaddle into Mordor…

Love the expression in panel 3!

Is Turnip twaddlers code for Trump Twitter Skitters ??

There’s one in the White House.

Nailed it!!!

Oh, it landed all right.

Still looking for the elusive Turnip Twaddler.

… and send them C.O.D. to Mr. Steve Dallas at…

Lie Back.

You’ll never enjoy your Turnip Twaddlers unless you learn to lie back!

I have always wanted one of those Twaddlers for my turnips.