Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 03, 2017

I guess the mourning should be over by now.

the “Apple” doesn’t fall from the tree… or computer

There are great men like Louis Pasteur… and then there’s Louis Pastis. So close… and yet so far.

What a Louiser.

Getting to the core of humor.

What Woz that all about? What has he Cooked uo now?

Stephan’s getting lazy. Looks like he iPhoned it in.

So does Haley’s MO®.

… attributing a source is a must…

According to one bit I heard, not only Steven Jobs, but also Johnny Cash and Bob Hope are all dead…leaving us all without Jobs, without Cash and without Hope.

Wait…Rat should have said, “It puns in the family.”

I got an offer from a company in Montana that makes wicker products. Don’t know if I should stay where I am or go to Helena Handbasket.

He wouldn’t get the job anyway…

People are looking at me when I made a loud groan after reading. Damn funny though

And they’ve already got a Cook, too.

Worst. Joke. Ever.

Ah, Poor Mr Jobs. I had only been in college a month when he died.

xxx

That was pretty good cause it was quick and simple. Unlike the usual cluster pun pie at the end of these.

Haaaaaaaaaaahahahaha!! I love them when they kind of sneak up on you.

Don’t try Microsoft either. I hear it’s hard to get past the Gates.

Exterminate! Exterminate!

Gentlemen, this “Cartoon-Boy Clan” is a menace to society! The army must take drastic action before they can multiply!

Apple core. Say no more.

And beside, nobody makes black turtlenecks anymore.

Did he really, Steph?