Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 03, 2017

Oh, I’m gettin’ dat ol’ deregulation sensation…

I just deregulated

Except if outhouses were deregulated it would mean you could just go wherever you want, which would make the world a much $*!&-ier place!

There are often hikes with deregulation. I hope there’s some nice stationery.

After spending decades planning where in the woods they were needed, and yep, cleaning ‘em for the public, and saving the environment from idiots, we now have idiots out to destroy it all. But don’t worry, your city water will be going back to Flint style and worse, ’cause who cares about REGULATIONS, right?

It keeps me regular.

But Wiley’s bears ignore the regulations & still sh!t in the woods.

That’s the problem! Too many of our “Lawmakers” are FULL of “Deregulation”!!

A number of millions of dollars were spent to develop a solar outhouse. Any of us Ozark Hillbillies coulda told’em what happens when ya put yer outhouse in the sun.

Trump deregulation brown house.

A place to dump yer trump.

You can’t spell Trump without the P U.

Actually, those outhouses in the woods are so folks camping won’t poop in the streams or on the lakeshore, as human waste has many more, and dangerous, pathogens than bears, deer, or other native poopers. Wiley’s bears could often do good for the woods if they did thin the human herd out “loving Nature to death”.

Hmmm…I thought that was a ‘downloading facility’.

Sounds nice until you get inside and nearly pass out from all the nasty smells.