Working Daze by John Zakour and Scott Roberts for March 23, 2017

That’s easy! What is your name, what is your quest, what is your favorite color? (And how many WD readers are ticked because they weren’t able to put those questions first?)

What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

 

What do you mean? An African or European swallow?

 

What should do about Aleppo?

 

Who got us into this mess in the first place?

 

Have you now or ever been…

NI!!! NNNNNNI!!!

If a plane crashes on the border of two countries, which side do you bury the survivors on? Yeah, I know, it’s an old one. Here’s another oldie:

How many of each animal did Moses put on the ark?

Nicely done, John and Scott! This is one of my wife’s favorite movies, and she can do a truly remarkable imitation of the Bridge Keeper. Or is he the Break Room Keeper now?

I’m not dead! I’m not dead!

No wait….ah….

Time for the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!

MPATHG is one of the best movies – especially for quotes! :o) and a good way to suss out like minded people.

I saw “Spamalot” five years ago. During intermission, the woman I was seated next to told me she was a season ticket holder for Broadway plays on tour. She had never seen “Monty Python and the Holy Grail” and was completely confused by the whole thing. And, later on, she didn’t understand why the audience was laughing and applauding when the man in black armor appeared to say “None shall pass!”

“Oh, she turned me into a newt!”

“A newt?”

“Well, I got better.”

“and your father smelt of elderberries!”

Nice Python reference!