“We need to talk”
.
The start of “It never ends well”
Use your wings, lazy bird…
Tortoises apparently have self-esteem issues too.
Perception is everything
Two snails are on top of a turtle. One says to the other:
“Get ready for the ride of your life!”
The Bird’s response should be, “Thank you, Turtle, for bringing me my escargot dinner.”
As Einstein explained, “It’s all relative”.
It’s a racing snail.
somebodyshort almost 8 years ago
“We need to talk”
.
The start of “It never ends well”
Gent almost 8 years ago
Use your wings, lazy bird…
rshive almost 8 years ago
Tortoises apparently have self-esteem issues too.
sandpiper almost 8 years ago
Perception is everything
ChessPirate almost 8 years ago
Two snails are on top of a turtle. One says to the other:
“Get ready for the ride of your life!”
SunflowerGirl100 almost 8 years ago
The Bird’s response should be, “Thank you, Turtle, for bringing me my escargot dinner.”
ron almost 8 years ago
As Einstein explained, “It’s all relative”.
wesleym81 Premium Member almost 8 years ago
It’s a racing snail.