Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for April 28, 2017

Somewhere, there are LOTS of villages missing their idiots. They are all in Washington, D.C.

Does your village have any dragons? You’re proof there is no shortage of the other.

If you have seen what idiots love to eat, all those preservatives, chemical additives and other artificial ingredients are really bad for dragon digestion and health. The good news part is that idiots don’t last too long, either.

We have at least 30 of them around here.

“Well I feel very keenly that the idiot is a part of the old village system, and as such has a vital role to play in a modern rural society, because you see … (suddenly switches to rural accent) ooh ar ooh ar before the crops go gey are in the medley crun and the birds slides nightly on the oor ar … (vicar passes and gives him sixpence) Ooh ar thankee, Vicar … (educated voice) There is this very real need in society for someone whom almost anyone can look down on and ridicule. And this is the role that … ooh ar naggy gamly rangle tandie oogly noogle Goblie oog…”

Tsk, such modesty Aunty. As in searching for a dragon you should look no further than in your mirror.

Dragons eat whatever and whomever they want.

“Mess not with the affairs of Dragons, for you are crunchy, and good with ketchup!”