Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for April 09, 2017

Wizard’s in the basement, mixing up the medicine, I’m on the pavement, thinking about the government…

Odd Wiz that the Kick and Yelling profanity works with making a lot of things work?

I would pass on the profanity part, I always do (unless it’s “fart” or “jackass”).

“No one cares”? Odd comment.

I think that the Wiz could use a refresher course at Hogwarts.

I don’t think he was quoting the Anglo-Saxon hymnal. He didn’t turn the air blue around the vat. Works that way in the translation I use when something needs a kick-start.

A bit of percussive maintenance is good for the disposition, (and sometimes even makes the danged thing work).

So, is that one of those “cursed” bats? ;o)

I did not know the Wiz was a southpaw!

Well used to work with TVs.

Hey, that’s the same way I start my car!

That pretty much always worked for my father. . .

Or, get a bigger Hammer!