FoxTrot by Bill Amend for May 14, 2017

oh darn, we burned the pizza

oh darn, they burned their brains

Not exactly subtle there, kids. Burning the cookbook? I think you’re being just a little too obvious with that one!

On the other hand, are you taking the hint, Andy?

Oh darn, we burnt the whole kitchen. THE KITCHEN’S ON FIRE!!!

There is a cookbook for what she makes?

Why do I have a sneaking g suspicion that all this burning isn’t an accident?

Cook the stuff Mom wants and let her enjoy the day – then order pizza for yourselves.

Problem is, all those recipes can be found online.

Don’t burn the cookbook! She’ll start trying to do it by memory!

Pickled tofu?! :-P

They spelled toe foo wrong.

What kind of mom forces stuff like that onto her family?

Relatable.

Kids, don’t forget the beetloaf!

For her that is fine but the kids know no wonder they cannot gain muscle mass.

I saw lots of Moms at Mickie D’s on Sunday. We were on the road and McD’s makes a great coffee and potty stop.

Genius!

THANK THE LORD THE FOOD IS DEAD! PIZZA FOR EVERYONE!!!!!!

EVERYONE get ur facts straight there WAS a cookbook

They’re burning them on purpose

I love tofu and even I think pickled tofu sounds gross. XP

So Andy is a vegetarian?

They probably just threw everything in the fire to get pizza.

if there is a book for that, BURN IT!!!