Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 01, 2017

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    BE THIS GUY  over 7 years ago

    Goat, feel free to kick Rat anytime you want.

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    Sherlock Watson  over 7 years ago

    Here’s another expression: I don’t give a rat’s @$$.

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    Robin Harwood  over 7 years ago

    If we can’t find a better way of stopping stupid expressions, we have to resort to violence.

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    chris_weaver  over 7 years ago

    I, personally, avoid stupid expressions like the plague.

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    Masterskrain  over 7 years ago

    Is it wrong that I kind of agree with Rat this time around??

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 7 years ago

    And ten toes to run away if the punching goes poorly.

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    Kaputnik  over 7 years ago

    Does Rat punch with all ten knuckles? Only eight of them are facing forward.

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    Masterskrain  over 7 years ago

    I do remember Rat threatening some hipster in the Diner with a Waffle Iron after he said he was “Jonesing for some Hash Browns”!

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    Number Three  over 7 years ago

    Just want to let everyone know that “IN MY OPINION” Women aren’t bigger talkers than men.

    I’m sure there are some men who could talk a glass eye to sleep!

    xxx

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    Sisyphos  over 7 years ago

    But, but, butt, Goat! It’s your nature. Two hard horns and a thick skull were meant for emphatic use!

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    Phatts  over 7 years ago

    I don’t care what you people think, I love Rat!!

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    Stocky One  over 7 years ago

    And ten toes, so Rat can kick as much as he punches.

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    knight1192a  over 7 years ago

    Not buying it, Goat. Not when I know folks who love to talk but not listen. If you’re talking and have to pause for a second to take a breath they interupt what you’re saying so they can talk. But if you do the same thing they get ticked about how everyone is “always interupting me.” And you’re not supposed to even dare point out that they do it, you’re just supposed to shut up and let them talk.

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    ND Cool Z  almost 6 years ago

    Don’t follow Pearls advice, kids!

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    NeilCopeland  over 5 years ago

    I’ve got 28 knuckles on my hands alone.

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