I became a vegetarian about 20 years ago, I consider oranges and apples to be snacks and I weigh 40 pounds less than I did when I graduated high school.
At our high school, we had a soda machine (bottles) upright in a rack. Some jerks got the idea of bringing in a bottle opener and a straw, leaving a later sucker to pay for an empty bottle!
I’ve been taking cake to work for my lunch as “dessert” but now I’ve been taking strawberries mixed with yoghurt. If I run out of strawberries, I just bring cake again.
BE THIS GUY about 7 years ago
Calvin, since she isn’t speaking the same language as you, pretend you didn’t understand her and keep eating the cookies.
andrewmmadsen about 7 years ago
Why do they even have a cookie jar?
somebodyshort about 7 years ago
Panel 2, the invention of the “Happy Face”
The Calvinosaurus That Calvin Wanted To Discover about 7 years ago
¿Puedo tener algunas galletas por favor?
stefaanv about 7 years ago
In panel 3, I first thought he was sticking out his tongue.
Kristiaan about 7 years ago
According to Urban Dictionary, a snack is an attractive female.
ravenlock about 7 years ago
But haven’t you heard?? Orange is the new Snack!
alxzba about 7 years ago
of course you ‘can’, but you may not.
GROG Premium Member about 7 years ago
I had that very same problem.
sandpiper about 7 years ago
Happens every day in Foggy Bottom
Vgrift85 about 7 years ago
Love that smile. Have a Happy Day everyone.
kab buch about 7 years ago
Fruit is not filling empty calories; whereas cookies has sugar and fat.
Packratjohn Premium Member about 7 years ago
I’ll compromise and have an orange soda and a slice of apple crumb cake…
bigcatbusiness about 7 years ago
Isn’t it always like that?
johnec about 7 years ago
According to Hobbes, Calvin is a snack!
mattro65 about 7 years ago
I became a vegetarian about 20 years ago, I consider oranges and apples to be snacks and I weigh 40 pounds less than I did when I graduated high school.
tuslog1964 about 7 years ago
At our high school, we had a soda machine (bottles) upright in a rack. Some jerks got the idea of bringing in a bottle opener and a straw, leaving a later sucker to pay for an empty bottle!
Number Three about 7 years ago
I’ve been taking cake to work for my lunch as “dessert” but now I’ve been taking strawberries mixed with yoghurt. If I run out of strawberries, I just bring cake again.
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gopher gofer about 7 years ago
just don’t let him get into the harvey wallbanger cake…
SirBaconBear about 7 years ago
So Calvin, you gonna eat all those cookies or what?
frodisaur2 about 7 years ago
It’s been days since I’ve seen a “new” Calvin & Hobbes. What’s up?