Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for June 09, 2017

Calvin, since she isn’t speaking the same language as you, pretend you didn’t understand her and keep eating the cookies.

Why do they even have a cookie jar?

Panel 2, the invention of the “Happy Face”

¿Puedo tener algunas galletas por favor?

In panel 3, I first thought he was sticking out his tongue.

According to Urban Dictionary, a snack is an attractive female.

But haven’t you heard?? Orange is the new Snack!

of course you ‘can’, but you may not.

I had that very same problem.

Happens every day in Foggy Bottom

Love that smile. Have a Happy Day everyone.

Fruit is not filling empty calories; whereas cookies has sugar and fat.

I’ll compromise and have an orange soda and a slice of apple crumb cake…

Isn’t it always like that?

According to Hobbes, Calvin is a snack!

I became a vegetarian about 20 years ago, I consider oranges and apples to be snacks and I weigh 40 pounds less than I did when I graduated high school.

At our high school, we had a soda machine (bottles) upright in a rack. Some jerks got the idea of bringing in a bottle opener and a straw, leaving a later sucker to pay for an empty bottle!

I’ve been taking cake to work for my lunch as “dessert” but now I’ve been taking strawberries mixed with yoghurt. If I run out of strawberries, I just bring cake again.

xxx

just don’t let him get into the harvey wallbanger cake…

So Calvin, you gonna eat all those cookies or what?

It’s been days since I’ve seen a “new” Calvin & Hobbes. What’s up?