Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for April 25, 2017

sure, nephew Spork… sure

Then again he was only coming from the bathroom.

Tony’s question today:

Are you late or am I early?

Since you asked this 11 hours ago, definitely the latter.

5AM. I’m early.

2:23 am here…

which means I’m late.

But not as in “the late SusanSunshine.”

I mean…..

I’d be able to tell, wouldn’t I?

We had a bass player in a band I was in that ran almost always 30 minutes late. We decided to start telling him practice was 30 minutes earlier than it really was. So, if practice was at 6:30pm we told him 6pm. He never caught on.

He’d be late to his own funeral.

I think I will start calling my brother, “Spork” .

Why yes, I am.

What? Who? Oh… I don’t know

I remember the first time going to an old girlfriend’s house and noticing all the clocks were 10 minutes fast. She told me that way her father would never be late.

I’m always early.

I’m very late today.