Lio by Mark Tatulli for May 28, 2017

The second program with that Food Network celebrity doesn’t sound too bad.

The Homestuck fans will like this one.

Don’t give Ishy any ideas.

This is making me miss “Good Eats” and “Unwrapped”

UGH! Potatoes aren’t paleo!

Could there be some fava beans? And a nice Chianti?

That’s not nice! My in-laws love his shows! ( Diners, Drive-Ins & Dives, Guy’s Grocery Games).

Tonight, on a special “Diners, Drive-ins and Dives”;

Minutes 1-20; Everything Guy eats causes him food poisoning.

Minutes 21-25; Camera shot of closed bathroom door, horrible sounds coming from behind.

Minutes 26-30; Guy flipped upside down. Spiked hair used to clean out toilet.

I smell ratings bonanza!

It used to be DD&D. More often it’s Yuppie Bistros.

I’d trade those for 80% of the channels I don’t want now.

At last! They’re actually cooking on that channel again!

Too much artificial coloring for me to consider.

Apparently aliens with a flair for cooking have taken over his studio. Now Guy gets to experience cooking from the inside!

Lio and Ishy seem to enjoy the new twist in the Guy Fieri roast; Dad, less so….

I regret nothing! I ride to flavortown on ranch dressing!