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Customer: “I’d like two eggs over easy, and a few kind words.”Waitress delivers eggs.Customer: “And what about the kind words?”Waitress, leaning in close: “Don’t eat them eggs.”
J Short almost 8 years ago
Hopefully the woman isn’t supersized.
PICTO almost 8 years ago
As long as she’s “over easy” who cares about the fries.
Andrew Sleeth almost 8 years ago
I can think of other things I’d rather have her on than my arm.
Linguist almost 8 years ago
Hold the fries. I’m on the Love Diet.
Chuck almost 8 years ago
These days a million dollars is just pocket change.
nathanbtlr almost 8 years ago
May I substitute guacamole and chips?
Sailor46 USN 65-95 almost 8 years ago
Shoe won’t have the Million long if he got his second wish.
gopher gofer almost 8 years ago
why does he want a tattoo…?
Charlie Fogwhistle almost 8 years ago
Customer: “I’d like two eggs over easy, and a few kind words.”Waitress delivers eggs.Customer: “And what about the kind words?”Waitress, leaning in close: “Don’t eat them eggs.”
byamrcn almost 8 years ago
Yes. Yes I do.