Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 10, 2017

Stephan, you should have an IPO for your brain.

Good thing you don’t have Facebook of the brain; your head would be cluttered with meaningless garbage.

I’m not sure he really needs the brain either, Pig.

So do you think your brain is not meant for poor people of developing countries?

With a brain like his, there isn’t a app for that.

Ohman, I’ve had that for years !! I will remember all sorts of details about their lives and story, but not their names. Knew a low level politician once who I may have seen once every couple of years and he always remembered my name. Very impressive skill.

Snapchat is for kids

Ironic on the day after Snapchat announces that Snapchats no longer have to disappear (after 1-10 seconds)

What is “snapchat”?

I used to explain to teachers that I had a memory like a sponge. Toss it in a bucket of water – and it is immediately saturated. Take it out and 90% of the water runs out in a few seconds. A half hour later, it’s dry again.

By the time I get down to the end of these comments, I forget which comic strip I’m on.

People are very critical about social media. But I only have Facebook. No Twitter, Instagram… Or Snapchat.

I only got Facebook in February and it’s been great catching up with cousins I rarely had contact with.

As for people saying “Social media causes all sorts of problems” It does not. It’s the PEOPLE who use it. It’s always the people.

xxx

Finally acknowledging it, ehh, Cartoon-Boy? Maybe there’s a Snapchat Ward in your local mental hospital. Or, there are scads of psychiatrists out there in Californy! (One of my classmates was one of them until he retired and fled….)

Snapchat out of it!

I think I have Wikipedia of the brain. All kinds of junk goes in and its my job to check the veracity of each piece! Argh!!!