Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for May 01, 2017

Freako Cockroach, evolution marches on,..,

Flap those clams, little buprestid!

Someone once said to it, “Grow a pair!”

Pity they were not more specific…

Two shellfish and a beetle walk into a bar…

The bartender says, “Where did you get the coleoptera?”

One of the shellfish says, “Pretty much everywhere by now.”

ba-DUM-bum…

Place it to either your left or right ear to possibly hear the ocean..

Here is my new flying machine, soon everyone will want one, just let me jump off this cliff to demonstrate…

Good choice; catfish should never be violated. That would just be rude.

Thirty one, plus, thousand subscribers to this comic.

Seems that a lot of people like lame.

Iv’e never seen that one on the beach.

On my beaches there are times when i find more pieces of plastic than pieces of shell.

So, a castanet accompaniment to the cicada chorus?

I don’t know. It’s just sometimes – ONLY sometimes – it seems like Ms. T uses a random word generator. And yet, it’s always compelling somehow.

☒ None of the above.

This is test by Sr. Teresa to see which of her lame pupils have been paying attention during biology class.

And the price of admission is just two clams cheap! (Cockroaches are provided gratis by the host, Frog Applause.)

Madonna’s next Maidenform.