Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 24, 2017

Tell your brain to get coffee next time.

So… Pig’s a fathead?

Rat has all the answers – sort of.

Your brain doesn’t understand the last page because that’s the index, not the end of the story.

Sometimes my brain goes to the bathroom and gets distracted rearranging all the stuff in the medicine cabinet.

How come this feature does not have more actual drawing?. It is probably produced on a laptop is not even really real.

So that’s why my head always feels heavy… My brain has been sneaking beer and drinking it…

Sometimes when I read these comments my brain is having beer and pretzels.

Around here it’s beer, pizza, and beer.

I like a good beer sandwich, myself.

I went and got some Fritos, and came back and reread this one. But, they were Chili Cheese Fritos, so….

This one made me laugh! Now I know why I have to read something several times before I understand what I’m reading. I’m going to have to put my brain on a diet.

Time for a barley sandwich – best drunk with anchovy pizza.

Read this comic four times before I got it.

Speaking of details — Pig isn’t even at the last page of the book. Must be some kind of fake news story.

And sometimes the Brain is just very tired and can’t concentrate.

Mine might prefer a beer, but I have my mouth leading to my stomach and then bladder, not to my brain. My brain sighs a lot….

Ahh. Beer and Fritos—the breakfast of champions.

Sometimes my brain is reenacting scenes from Hunter S. Thompson books. At least, I think it must be.

It’s not like I can ask it any questions.

Pig, try reading it aloud. Abraham Lincoln used to do that to increase his sensory connection to the words; he not only read them, but was listening to them at the same time.

https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2007/11/12

For me all it says is just coming soon