Last Kiss by John Lustig for September 29, 2010

Gee the last Facebook quiz I took was call “How Stupid are you.” I failed, I guess I wasn’t stupid enough.

Cyber Von Tramp?

Is Facebook part of her social disease network?

“Once I ran to see her But now she’s gonorrhea…”

If you take a Facebook quiz, do the answers come out the Buttbook a little while later?

The Craig’s List quiz she took was all hearts and flowers.

You answered all three questions?!?

I thought maybe Narcissa Von Tramp.

Narcissa is the middle name of all the female Von Tramps.

and humble

I took one in AARP—said I was poor She took one in Cosmo—–said I was poor Took one called 1040—-said I was rich

I find all women of easy virtue adorable.

To HectorPriam; the joke goes like this;

The importance of proper punctuation. “She has freckles on her, but I love her.” “She has freckles on her butt, I love her.”

She only thought the test results said “You are adorable.” What they actually said is “You are as dumb as a doorbell.”

True aircraft-engineer.