Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for May 09, 2017

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    Bill Thompson  almost 8 years ago

    Dr. Zaroff should housebreak the hounds, but he’s no hero.

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    *Space Madness at The Station*  almost 8 years ago

    Nice puppies…

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    Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr   almost 8 years ago

    All that bowing and scraping takes it’s toll.

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    *Space Madness at The Station*  almost 8 years ago

    Opportunity knocking.

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    *Space Madness at The Station*  almost 8 years ago

    No Bell Piece Prize…

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    *Space Madness at The Station*  almost 8 years ago

    SWINGERS

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    Randy B Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    We need something to get this weird taste out of our mouth.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    And the theme for Empire, (not the TV show, the carpet company), comes swooping in.

    I think I can still remember their 800 number.

    Eight hundred five eight eight two three hundred, Empire!

    Yes… just looked. That’s what it is. It’s still kicking around my brain.

    Frank Zappa was right about television.

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    INGSOC   almost 8 years ago

    A need for a new barbecue grill, new golf clubs, and new fishing boat is quite ideal, too..

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    William Neal McPheeters  almost 8 years ago

    Define the word “need” …

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    Rotifer FREE BEER & BATH MATS ON FEB. 31st Thalweg Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    The Frog Applause Owned Bath Mat Factory invents a shag carpet that kills foot cooties and Teresa comes to your home to install it – a 3fer!

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    Tiles are cleaner.

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    coltish1  almost 8 years ago

    The dress, however, is perfect.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    I’ve got to tell you, the carpet was a mistake.

    Go with the hardwood floors and area rugs.

    You can change rugs with the seasons, if you like, and send them out to be cleaned. Replacing them is much, much easier, and this is especially important in high traffic areas.

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    Sisyphos  almost 8 years ago

    Not necessarily in that order. I have ideas, and I distrust “heroes.” But I really could use new living room carpeting!

    You look particularly charming today, my dear. Perhaps if were to bat your eyelashes a bit, some gullible, lame benefactor would come through here….

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