I’ve been on Twitter for 8 years now. I have 5 followers, 3 of which are bots or some other type of non-entity. One of the others is fallow. The last one just followed me when I followed his friend; he’s going to be disappointed if he wants any activity. My Twitter is essentially read-only, once a day. Who can keep up with a constant barrage? (Rhetorical question: the answer is, everyone crossing the street in front of my car).
I remember reading a story, many years ago, about how Bill Gaines, upon hearing that the only subscriber Mad Magazine had in Puerto Rico or the Virgin Islands, or someplace like that, flew down there with several of the magazine’s artists to convince the subscriber to continue.
BE THIS GUY over 7 years ago
In 1990 United Airlines — before the made dragging customers a part of their policy — ran the following commercial:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mU2rpcAABbA
Sherlock Watson over 7 years ago
Pig’s new name: Runway Twitty.
Bilan over 7 years ago
Don’t worry, Pig. You still have plenty of GoComic followers.
(apparently we have no life)
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 7 years ago
Wow? People are still using Twitter? How about Facebook? They still do that?
Gent over 7 years ago
Meet whom? That could have been a bot…
whiteheron over 7 years ago
Send them “intimate” pictures of yourself, Pig. That’ll help.
Masterskrain over 7 years ago
Another reason that I’m SO GLAD that I don’t have a Twitter account, a Facebook account, an Instragram account, Etc…etc…etc…
Mumblix Premium Member over 7 years ago
I like the naked pictures on the Twitter feeds that I follow.
steverinoCT over 7 years ago
I’ve been on Twitter for 8 years now. I have 5 followers, 3 of which are bots or some other type of non-entity. One of the others is fallow. The last one just followed me when I followed his friend; he’s going to be disappointed if he wants any activity. My Twitter is essentially read-only, once a day. Who can keep up with a constant barrage? (Rhetorical question: the answer is, everyone crossing the street in front of my car).
Queen of America over 7 years ago
I don’t understand this business about twitter and facebook and having to share every single thought in a persons’ head or photo he or she takes.
Charlie Tuba over 7 years ago
I’ll follow you, Pig. What’s you your Twitter handle?
Sisyphos over 7 years ago
Pig’s approach might almost make Twitter worthwhile; almost. I do like a bribe!
Apparently, Rat’s an addict. I am not surprised.
RickHigginson over 7 years ago
I remember reading a story, many years ago, about how Bill Gaines, upon hearing that the only subscriber Mad Magazine had in Puerto Rico or the Virgin Islands, or someplace like that, flew down there with several of the magazine’s artists to convince the subscriber to continue.
I think Pig is in good company.
ND Cool Z about 6 years ago
Good luck with that, Pig!