Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for May 22, 2017

♫ Don’t fence me in. ♪

Get off my lawn you nut job !

One wonders what he is dividing from what. This will be a great story for some cop when he’s old and gray.

If I was on that block, I’d be Mortyfied.

Monty must have had to go to other townships in order to find that much of the fencing. While well supplied, there is no way that Ballard Street Feed, Seed, Hardware, & Frenetic Fencing would have enough to satisfy his need.

The not-so-great fence of Ballard Street.

Morty, why are you fencing me in? Now I can’t water my flowers!

He couldn’t afford a curtain.

That’s where he’s putting the tomatoes.

I am on my way to have a " quiet word " ( or two ) with Señor Morty about his infernal wire hoops !

I have tripped his fanciful fencing not once, not twice, but thrice !!! Since I have been able to get Sherif(I’ll-git-to-it-soon)MunkyBluz to stop Morty’s palisading passions, I am forced to block his bizarre barricading, myself.

I need to rein in these reckless railings before someone gets seriously injured, – including himself.

The neighbors are already picketing in front of his house !

It was on sale at Lowes.

Trump should use Morty to build his “Great Wall.”

Monty, do you really expect Scooter, Buster, Clover, Ginger and Godfry to give a woof about your fence?