Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for May 26, 2017

gee… what would a butterfly larva have to do with history?

And that’s a trebuchet, I need a catapult.

And Tony’s question today is …. “Can you draw?”

 

Hmmmmm….

A caterpillar, sure….

a catapult maybe….

 

a catastrophe, surely…

a cataclysm…. too much work….

Catalonia… not very accurately…

A trebuchet … nah, probably not.

And I never draw…..

to an inside straight.

…the line there?

Sure.

Can I draw? I would say yes, but, being an abstract artist, that question is a matter of opinion.

Depends, for art or my pistol???

I couldn’t draw a straight line unless I wanted a crooked one.

And, my, doesn’t SusanS looked flushed today? I fold.

I couldn’t draw well to save my life. However, if you want something or someone drawn badly, I’m your lady.

You don’t like it, draw it yourself. And I can draw a mean bath, but beyond that, nothing.

@Tony:

Well, one thing I refuse to draw is flies (LOL)…but I hope to draw everyone’s attention to today’s…

Second “Daddy’s Home” Question:

What homework do you help your kids with?

@Tony:

Jokes aside, I used to draw fairly well when I was younger, but it’s been years (measured in decades) since I last attempted it. Sometimes I wonder if I’d have made it as a cartoonist, if I didn’t go for my first “love,” crossword puzzle construction.

I am a big help in History or Biology, but never, never, never math. I have been known to hand my checkbook to total strangers and ask how much money I have. (And, NO, I am not joking!)

i draw flies…

No Tony I can’t draw. I _can_apparently overdraw………What do you mean I don’t have any money, I still have checks. Good night Gracie!

JPuzz….

Some of ’em maybe….

And there are plenty more…. at least one of which I wouldn’t mention here.

 

Catatonia and catalysts can be kinda invisible…..

Catechism…. well, aside from the “e”, we don’t have those in our tribe so I’m not sure what to draw.

A Catalpa tree…. well, maybe.

 

Dani….. Oooh I’m just dying to try my arithmetic methods on you!

Neither of us is young,

and by now you’ve built up a tough shield of resistance …

but I like to think it’s never too late.

The problem is, it’s side-by-side and hands on……

and alas, I think maybe we’re about 3000 miles apart.

I am rendered cataplexic by the caterpillarpult.