Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for May 26, 2017

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 7 years ago

    gee… what would a butterfly larva have to do with history?

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    x_Tech  over 7 years ago

    And that’s a trebuchet, I need a catapult.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 7 years ago

    And Tony’s question today is …. “Can you draw?”

     

    Hmmmmm….

    A caterpillar, sure….

    a catapult maybe….

     

    a catastrophe, surely…

    a cataclysm…. too much work….

    Catalonia… not very accurately…

    A trebuchet … nah, probably not.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 7 years ago

    And I never draw…..

    to an inside straight.

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    Tigressy  over 7 years ago

    …the line there?

    Sure.

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Can I draw? I would say yes, but, being an abstract artist, that question is a matter of opinion.

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    Knightman Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Depends, for art or my pistol???

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    whiteheron  over 7 years ago

    I couldn’t draw a straight line unless I wanted a crooked one.

    And, my, doesn’t SusanS looked flushed today? I fold.

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    ladykat  over 7 years ago

    I couldn’t draw well to save my life. However, if you want something or someone drawn badly, I’m your lady.

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    GROG Premium Member over 7 years ago

    You don’t like it, draw it yourself. And I can draw a mean bath, but beyond that, nothing.

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    JPuzzleWhiz  over 7 years ago

    @Tony:

    Well, one thing I refuse to draw is flies (LOL)…but I hope to draw everyone’s attention to today’s…

    Second “Daddy’s Home” Question:

    What homework do you help your kids with?

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    JPuzzleWhiz  over 7 years ago

    @Tony:

    Jokes aside, I used to draw fairly well when I was younger, but it’s been years (measured in decades) since I last attempted it. Sometimes I wonder if I’d have made it as a cartoonist, if I didn’t go for my first “love,” crossword puzzle construction.

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    Dani Rice  over 7 years ago

    I am a big help in History or Biology, but never, never, never math. I have been known to hand my checkbook to total strangers and ask how much money I have. (And, NO, I am not joking!)

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    gopher gofer  over 7 years ago

    i draw flies…

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    Jkiss  over 7 years ago

    No Tony I can’t draw. I _can_apparently overdraw………What do you mean I don’t have any money, I still have checks. Good night Gracie!

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 7 years ago

    JPuzz….

    Some of ’em maybe….

    And there are plenty more…. at least one of which I wouldn’t mention here.

     

    Catatonia and catalysts can be kinda invisible…..

    Catechism…. well, aside from the “e”, we don’t have those in our tribe so I’m not sure what to draw.

    A Catalpa tree…. well, maybe.

     

    Dani….. Oooh I’m just dying to try my arithmetic methods on you!

    Neither of us is young,

    and by now you’ve built up a tough shield of resistance …

    but I like to think it’s never too late.

    The problem is, it’s side-by-side and hands on……

    and alas, I think maybe we’re about 3000 miles apart.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 7 years ago

    I am rendered cataplexic by the caterpillarpult.

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