Garfield by Jim Davis for July 14, 2017

So no more “We’re bachelors, baby”?

Jon (and everyone else): https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Credenza

Why does credenza sound like some kind of Italian couch? What is even credenza anyways?

I don’t think so.

…and so we find ourselves standing on the edge of the abyss gazing down into that bottomless pit of grief and despair,and prepare to bid a fond farewell to life,liberty,and the pursuit of happiness beginning with those ALL to fatal words: I Do! to Have your now wife correct you with the: NO; it’s now you DID….as in past tense.

Not necessarily…

’Tis better to just go to a full on hutch, more storage.

Not to be confused with a “cadenza”, which is a fancy extra bit in a musical piece. Still, you’re going to have to face the music.

I thought it was a house plant. Why didn’t Liz just say sideboard?

Which isn’t too bad of a prospect if you are going to be with Liz.

I know of a credenza as a piece of office furniture having doors and drawers for storage. They are usually desk height. I bought one at an auction and have my 60" HDTV on and dvd/blurays in it. I don’t know what a side board is.

Jon, just pick the ugliest one you can find and Liz will never ask you to go shopping with her again!

Wikipedia -— A credenza is a dining room sideboard cupboard, particularly one where a central cupboard is flanked by quadrant glass display cabinets

Furniture shopping.

So it begins.

xxx

@Pcolli

I was calling Garfield a thickwit. Not you.

I went to school with joey credenza

Garfield Speak Italian

No, it would be “la tua vita da scapolo è finita”.

No more bachelor jokes… NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

“La tua vita da scapolo è finita”

Credenza is actually Italian for belief.