That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for May 17, 2017

“Stop mansplaining God to us.”

Does that tenth commandment only apply to men?

Jeebus stars in the first episode of cheaters.

Wife didn’t believe the bartender when she called and was told, “He’s not here.”

“And who’ll be paying the bill?”

“And bring a chair for my date”

Well, that puts the kibosh on both the omnipotence and omniscience claims.

Check under the cushions.

“Tell him we’ll postpone this martyrdom thing til He finds it.”

2 URLs (copy each as one line):

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Josef_ml._Bergler_1753-1829_-_Pecliva_Marta_-_Usluzna_Marta.jpg

has a short Description, as well as info (mouse over image there if you don’t already know who’s depicted) and links that point to info about this painting (best viewed by Google Chrome – can automatically translate pages if necessary).

http://www.artfinding.com/7393/Biography/Bergler-the-Younger-Josef

has info about this artist.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #1710 (May 16, 2017) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment; so, I won’t point to it here.

" Honest, she’s just kneeling to say a prayer ! "

“What’s a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?”

mother! I like her.

“she followed me home – can i keep her…?”

“I don’t care that you dropped that pizza on your lap topping-side down. You’re still paying for it!”

“I don’t care who your dad is, lap dances are still $50!”