FoxTrot by Bill Amend for July 02, 2017

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    Boosted (Heavy main in TF2)  over 7 years ago

    I got an idea for your strip, Mr. Amend:Jason is playing video games. Andy: Jason, why don’t you take a break from vgames for a while and read a book.Jason: A book? Andy: Yeah. Books increase your imagination.Try the Lord if the Rings, for instance. Jason: The LOTR? Oh, yeah, Batman interrupts that one! Andy: I think you’ve been playing too much lego dimensions jason.feel free to use that. maybe reword it to make it longer/shorter

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 7 years ago

    how pounds of ground beef would it take to make…. {inhaling deeply} one thousand seven hundred seventy-six ¼-lb. hamburger patties? [whew}

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    Kaputnik  over 7 years ago

    Tell him he can have 1.776 burgers. And tell him that these are going to be quinoa tofu spinach burgers.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 7 years ago

    Tell him he can do his own personalization of his burger.

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    Katecst  over 7 years ago

    Blue condiments?

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  over 7 years ago

    Peter tanks at sports, drives like Mario Andretti, and eats like J. Wellington Wimpy.

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    cubswin2016  over 7 years ago

    I think that Peter is going to be severely disappointed.

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    del_grande Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Peter does realize that he is asking for 1776 of Roger’s burgers, right?

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    QuietStorm27  over 7 years ago

    I knew as soon as he asked that Peter meant the number of burgers.

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    cosman  over 7 years ago

    Noticed how the notable founding father looked a bit miffed..

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    yoshadoo (I do stuff you don't care about)  over 3 years ago

    Blue condiments?

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    Eugene.  over 2 years ago

    blue condiments?

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    DKHenderson  3 months ago

    Well, they used to make green ketchup for fun, so I suppose that they could mix up a blue condiment. (Surprised that no one’s thought of that; there’s so many patriotic-colored foods and drinks now.)

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