La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for October 15, 2010
October 14, 2010
October 16, 2010
Transcript:
Chuy's Diner Sign: Get your fat rear in here Cuco: So childhood obesity is the fault of illegal immigrants? Woman: You bet. My fat kids don't mow lawns because I have three slim Mexican gardeners. Eddie: I see... don't blame Nabisco- just blame Francisco!
3hourtour Premium Member almost 14 years ago
..let them drink the tea…
cdward almost 14 years ago
They think they’re drinking tea, but it’s Kool-Ade.
lewisbower almost 14 years ago
Yup, back when I was knee high to a grasshopper, we didn’t have no new fangled power mowers. Dad would say,”Mow the lawn” and you’d hop right to it, if you knew what was good for your rear end. You’d push that mower and the blades would spin. You’d mow it one way, then the other. Uphill all four directions. It wouldn’t have been so bad except for the 3 feet of snow, but your bare feet kinda slid through that. Did I ever tell you about how I won the battle of Fort Dix during the Great War? Well grab an apple barrel——
rockngolfer almost 14 years ago
From Daniel Kurzman’s blog…. “California gubernatorial candidate Meg Whitman has released a new TV ad in both Mandarin and Cantonese. This is part of her effort to reach out to the Asian community. That’s how California works, where a white woman from back East, trying to replace an Austrian governor, runs an ad in Chinese to explain to people why she hired a Mexican maid.” –Jay Leno
cdward almost 14 years ago
^And the Mexican maid was probably the one who was actually born closest to California.