Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for June 09, 2017

Alice, for once and all, we don’t have a dog!

Not if the cat has anything to say about it.

Oh, is that Scooter? I should have known. He probably has other nefarious plans from that ladder. Arthur, close the curtains! Quick!

Alice and Arthur live in a one story house. Other than wanting to show off his ladder skills, why doesn’t Scooter just go through the doggie door?

Oh yeah. They don’t have one of those either.

This also explains all those reports of Voyeur Tom from all over the neighborhood.

Who knew Scoot was a Kim Karnes fan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGIRPy0Gqio

Funny.

Why can’t YOU do it?

Well, someone’s going to have to get that dog off the ladder.

Who let the dog out?

Thats what you get when you adopt a retired circus dog.

“Only when I’ve finished the paper. You know the unspeakable things he does to it if he disagrees with the editorials…”

Someone’s knockin’ at the door

Somebody’s ringin’ the bell

Someone’s knockin’ at the door

Somebody’s ringin’ the bell

Do me a favor

Open the door and let ’em in

What’s keeping her from doing it? I think they’re both hallucinations and he’s trying to deny them.