New Adventures of Queen Victoria by Pab Sungenis for October 04, 2010

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    zero  about 14 years ago

    Edgar Allen Poe & Jerry Lee Lewis. Birds of a feather & I don’t mean ravens…

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    Colt9033  about 14 years ago

    Well, least he’s trying to make it happier.

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    Varnes  about 14 years ago

    came a sizzlin’ in a pan The tastiest treat known to man…..Burma Shave….

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    cdward  about 14 years ago

    Once among the morning’s clamor, I found I had to flag a spammer….

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    lewisbower  about 14 years ago

    Hey, leave the bird outta dis

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    adair55337 Premium Member about 14 years ago

    Why are clothing ads allowed on this blog?

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    Hoomi  about 14 years ago

    One upon a Monday dreary, Whilst I labored, bored and weary, O’er many a dull and humdrum chore. I realized I’d missed the summer Worked right through - man, what a bummer! - At this job that I deplore. At this hellish job that I deplore! Will I be stuck here? Evermore!

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    cwreenactor  about 14 years ago

    LOL!!! I love it.

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    Technojunkie  about 14 years ago

    You won’t be stuck here evermore Your job’s been shipped off to Lahore

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    madbristowart  about 14 years ago

    I’m trying to be happy, but f’d-up breakfast ain’t that funny

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    pschearer Premium Member about 14 years ago

    Wasn’t Pab threatening to quit after Cathy ended?

    I hope he doesn’t. And I hope HRH doesn’t get preggers.

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    runar  about 14 years ago

    The End Of The Raven by Edgar Allan Poe’s Cat

    On a night quite unenchanting, when the rain was downward slanting, I awakened to the ranting of the man I catch mice for. Tipsy and a bit unshaven, in a tone I found quite craven, Poe was talking to a Raven perched above the chamber door. “Raven’s very tasty,” thought I, as I tiptoed o’er the floor, “There is nothing I like more.” Soft upon the rug I treaded, calm and careful as I headed Towards his roost atop that dreaded bust of Pallas I deplore. While the bard and birdie chattered, I made sure that nothing clattered, Creaked, or snapped, or fell, or shattered, as I crossed the corridor; For his house is crammed with trinkets, curios and weird decor - Bric-a-brac and junk galore. Still the Raven never fluttered, standing stock-still as he uttered, In a voice that shrieked and sputtered, his two cents worth - “Nevermore.” While this dirge the birdbrain kept up, oh, so silently I crept up, Then I crouched and quickly leapt up, pouncing on the feather bore. Soon he was a heap of plumage, and a little blood and gore - Only this and not much more. Then my pickled poet cried out, “Pussycat, it’s time I dried out!” Never sat I in my hideout talking to a bird before; How I’ve wallowed in self-pity, while my gallant, valiant kitty. Put an end to that damned ditty - then I heard him start to snore. Back atop the door I clambered, eyed that statue I abhor, Jumped - and smashed it on the floor.

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    yyyguy  about 14 years ago

    runar & Hoomi well done to both of you! cdward nice try, but the very next comment after yours was more spam. pschearer i don’t think pab was threatening to quit, more like saying if he was forced by circumstance to quit, he wanted to at least out last Cathy.

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    luckylouie  about 14 years ago

    Adair 55337 – Clothing ads aren’t “allowed”. Flag the ads and the admins will remove most of them. But spammers are like cockroaches. No matter how many you stomp on, there’s always one more.

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    JP Steve Premium Member about 14 years ago

    And guess what followed luckylouie’s post! I stomped it!

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    JP Steve Premium Member about 14 years ago

    Did he get his toast from a Poe Toaster?

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe#Poe_Toaster

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