Detached, purely scientific observation: the male of the species has a greater number of eyes than the female. This is probably nature’s way of giving it a mating advantage: that, and craigslist.
Sisyphos, I think perhaps you missed the two eyes (only one visible, but I’m assuming symmetry) in the female’s shirt. That’s where many males on Earth make eye contact with females, so perhaps they’re just a more evolved species.
I was about to point out that in Barnacle-Headed Spudurians, it is the males who have the breasts and mascara, but I think MisngNOLA had a much better line!
Sisyphos almost 14 years ago
Detached, purely scientific observation: the male of the species has a greater number of eyes than the female. This is probably nature’s way of giving it a mating advantage: that, and craigslist.
kcorl001 almost 14 years ago
Well, you know what they say, “The eyes have it.” I’m not sure what “it” is, but I’m prettty certain I’m not in the market for any.
cdward almost 14 years ago
I’ve only got eyes for you.
lewisbower almost 14 years ago
I think she’s eyeing his tongue.
Larry Miller Premium Member almost 14 years ago
Eye yi yi!
cleokaya almost 14 years ago
I like a little tongue action over a glass of wine.
magnamax almost 14 years ago
If this is what you get on craigslist, I’ll stick with picking up bar trash.
MisngNOLA almost 14 years ago
Sisyphos, I think perhaps you missed the two eyes (only one visible, but I’m assuming symmetry) in the female’s shirt. That’s where many males on Earth make eye contact with females, so perhaps they’re just a more evolved species.
grapfhics almost 14 years ago
I thought this portion of Craig’s was banned?
Coyoty Premium Member almost 14 years ago
How the Potatoheads met.
AllensBrain almost 14 years ago
I was about to point out that in Barnacle-Headed Spudurians, it is the males who have the breasts and mascara, but I think MisngNOLA had a much better line!