Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for June 22, 2017

I was never allowed to be home alone at that age.

“Home Alone”. Great movie. Sequels too. (Snickers)

It would be more of a vacation if Phoebe got out of the house. Even more if she got out of town, out of state… Well to get to the final punchline, take Marigold up on that offer to be sent to an alternate universe.

Does anyone else think Dakota’s situation is kinda sad?

Phoebe’s parents should offer to watch Dakota at their house while her parents are at work so she wouldn’t be home alone.

I think Dakota would rather have Pheobe’s summer instead of her own summer, but won’t actually say it.

Talk about red flags!

I’m so old I had a stay-at-home Mom! She shipped me off to the pool every day!

I was the first child, and the only one of my mother’s four children not to have to go through daycare. I’ll take my blessings where I can get them.

What game controller is Dad using?!

Is it even legal to leave a ten-year-old without adult supervision for two months?

Poor Dakota.

Phoebe’s dad should say more 80’s slang.I like “word”, “badical”, “wicked badical”, “righteous”, “wicked righteous”, “mondo”, “tubular”, and “totally tubular” to name a few.

Dad: Let me ask you something: Does Dakota’s parents work from home?

Phoebe: No.

Dad: There you go! :>