Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for June 20, 2017

I think she already talked about it (panel one).

Tony asked, about 11 hours ago

Wanna talk?

I’ll talk, but do you want to listen?

Talk about What???

What is the big deal?

1) I wouldn’t tell that anybody who’s just preparing food.

2) Having lost his appetite anyways, he could have offered to fish it out (“I’ll get it!”).

4) Just hug her.

@WhiteHeron That’d be the “Sudden Death”-reply.

Toilet talk? No thanks.

Doug Taylor, I replied to you last night.

@Tony:

Well, I don’t know what we’d talk about…unless you want to talk about today’s…

Second “Daddy’s Home” Question:

What have you accidentally dropped in the toilet?

Used to have a cat who fell into the toilet. We called him Peabody. Seriously.

Put your sweet lips a little closer to the phone.

She needs a ride to the phone store.

No, I don’t want to talk. As to what I dropped in the toilet, I’ll give you three guesses.

I once dropped a roll of tp in the bowl. It’s not fun to get it out.

great… more toilet jokes…