Pickles by Brian Crane for July 08, 2017

must’ve been the plaid, flannel shirt she was wearing to make such a mistake

Sometimes the difference between “sweet” and “offensive” is knowing when to stop talking.

I haven’t mastered it, but I can tell.

That little guy needs glasses.

When did Nelson have time to make a friend? He spends his life with old people!!!!!!!

Old ladies that age start growing a wistful mustache and a few chin whiskers, so it’s not a stretch for the kid to say what he said.

I’ve never seen him before.

It’s easy. Smaller mustache.

Taupe colored skin? Looks like a zombie. Why not tan or a warm brown color?

Or gray? Either way, Ewww!

Whatever you do Nelson, do NOT tell Grandma what your friend said! It will UNmake her day fast!

My God! Kids really are honest aren’t they?

xxx