Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for June 22, 2017

Don’t know, but I’m pretty sure the love of my life that I’ve waited for all these years is the nurse pulling the plug on my life support.

Is there an app for that?

If it does, I’m going to get up and go sit in a corner or wander off down a corridor.

Is there an (a) ‘Remains to be seen’ job application for that.? position

I learned how to do hospital corners at camp in the 50s. They even came and bounced a quarter off our beds.

I think we’re just going to have to depend on yesterday marvelous mattress models for the answer.

Hey, when I take that Last High Dive the corners of my sheets won’t matter to me so much. You know? Clean, crisp, tidy hospital corners are for the obsessive and anal retentive, I say.

Coltish1, you may be right; but note that yesterday’s mattress didn’t even come with sheets at all!

Why is September so much better than all the other months?

September is so, “I’m all that!” And other months are like, “NO you are not, September.”

(and poor February is like, “Maybe September is all that.”)

(stupid September)

Wait!!! … she’s diving on to a bed?

BRING BACK DOGSNIFF!!!

This is a copy & paste of part of what Susan Sunshine said about Dogsniff on Ballard Streat this morning. It has the address of the moderators.

Susan said, in part, “The mods have said in the past that they pay no attention to forum comments or “Free Dogsniff” and such on avatars…that’s why I don’t do it.

But they DO pay attention to messages from users…

it’s better to write to

moderator@gocomics.com

instead of using the “contact us” links on these pages.

Those messages go to customer service, which only eventually forwards them to the mods.

Thanks."

The GoComics Overlords have tighter minds than hospital bed sheets ! They are wrapped a little too tightly when it comes to castigating certain people. But the fault lies in the overly squeamish, and hypersensitive readers who don’t understand the wit of a particular commentator or the concept of free speech, and flag that commentator.

Triple Lindy.

When you hear The Voice.

People are so fickle. I see that Teresa’s subscriber numbers are see-sawing again. One day -5 the next +5.

How can you people talk about hospital corners, thread count, September, 3hourtour’s belief in the Holy Ghost, and Teresa’s subscriber numbers, while the thief of the SOURTOE of Dawson City is still at large!

Man steals mummified toe from Dawson City hotel’s infamous Sourtoe Cocktail.

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