Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for June 26, 2017

Jiminy Kibble!

Annointer of Tapestry, Beleaguerer of Squirrels, Nibbler of Moccasins.

Always playing an inside straight for the winning hand in a poker game with the dogs.

The Victor RCA Dog plays the tunes.

Dachshunds love how the grass tickles their bellies as they run, but only later in the day since their bellies will get all wet due to the early morning dew..

The return of the dancing weenies

This time, it’s the Snausages.

True story: My first ex had a dachshund named Wally. I lost visitation rights post divorce because I kept company with women of questionable virtue.

Give her a chip for a sober ten minutes!

She’s presently in a half-way dog house. (with a large support pack)

Still sniffing crotches.

Got two van jobs the week! Woo Hoo!

Weener wagging Anthony Weiner’s whining, wiggling wiener dog.

There are dachshunds in my hovercraft!

I shall suspend judgment until such time as I have verified for myself your true reformation.

Are you Lutheran, Catholic, or Calvinist?

Reformation? Wiener-dog reforms errant ways? We shall see (maybe…).

Ankle biter.

The mailman, the ice man and the milkman do not stand a chance..